After 30 Years of Marriage, She Asked Her Husband to Describe Her… His Answer Had a Twist

After thirty years of marriage, one quiet evening, a wife turned to her husband with a dangerous question.

“After all these years,” she said softly, “how would you describe me?”

He didn’t answer right away. He looked at her carefully—the familiar smile, the history written in shared memories, the woman who had survived three decades of his jokes.

Finally, he said with confidence, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She blinked. “What does that mean?”

He proudly began listing them:

“Adorable.
Beautiful.
Cute.
Delightful.
Elegant.
Foxy.
Gorgeous.
Hot.”

Her face lit up. Thirty years in, and he was still romantic. Not bad for a man who once thought an anniversary gift was optional.

She laughed and leaned closer. “And what about I, J, K?”

Without even pausing, he replied:

“I’m. Just. Kidding.”

And in that exact moment, three important things happened:
1. He realized he had gone too far.
2. She realized she had married a comedian.
3. The couch realized it was about to get company.

Thirty years of love teaches many lessons. The most important one?
Never ask a follow-up question if your husband starts answering in alphabet form. 😂